031Q: How do you spell mousetrap? A: C-A-T. 032This one should be spoken. Q: How many legs does an ant have? A: Two, the same as an uncle. (HINT: ant ......
What city has no people?Electricity!Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?Every lunch it went back four secondsWhy was the baby ant confu......
301If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: To find Pluto. 302Q: Wha......
121 Its belly is linen Its neck velvet Its mouth music Its tail a fork. 122 My second is performed by my first} And, it is thought, A thief by the mar......
is smaller than an insect's mouth? season is the most dangerous one? 's too much for me,just right for two,but nothing at all for three? what day......
1. what time is it when20 dogs are after l cat? ___________ 2. when should you kick(踢) a birthday? ___________ 3. what room has no walls, no doors, n......
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇) 2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth? Anything it eats. 3. Wha......
161Without a bridle, or a saddle, Across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those 1 ride, by help of me, Though almost blind, are made to see.162I open wi......
man can not live inside a house? match can't be put in a match box? is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday? has many teeth but never uses......
A horse travels the same distance every day. Oddly, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would s......
231Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? A: The horse's shadow. 232Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse? A. Because of the coffin 2......
201Why should you never tell secrets in a cofield?202Why do white sheep eat more than black ones?203Why is a ship one of the most polite things-on ear......
251Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. 252Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? A: He ......
171Mother and father, sister and brother, AH running after one another Each pair running behind the other, Bet they'll never catch each other.172I'm......
A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possi......
131 In spring I am gay In handsome array; In summer more clothing I wear; When colder it grows I fling off my clothes; And in winter quite naked appea......
King Tut died 120 years after King Eros was bo. Their combined ages when they died was 100 years. King Eros died in the year 40 B.C. In what year was ......
Two grandmothers, with their two granddaughters,Two husbands, with their two wives,Two fathers, with their two daughters,Two mothers, with their two s......
do lazy dogs do for fun?answer:chase parked cars do sea monsters eat?answer:Fish and ships! does a boat show affection?answer:When it hugs the shore ......