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Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
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Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. Because of the coffin
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Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
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Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
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Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
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Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.
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Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
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Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.
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Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.
