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If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.
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Q: What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.
(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)
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Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A: Carlos
It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car)
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Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
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Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.
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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.)
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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.
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Q: Why did the traffic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
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Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain
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Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.
